Jacob "Jake"

Student name: Jacob “Jake”

Student grade: 11

Classes:
1st period: Calculus
2nd Period: Honors English 102
3rd Period: American History
4th Period: Physics
5th Period: 2-D Art
6th Period: Foreign Foods
7th Period: Snow choir (I needed to fulfill my fine arts credit….)

Q&A:
Do you smoke?: Nah, my Dad smoked a lot as I grew up so I have come to loathe the stench.

Do you do all your homework?: Let’s just put it this way, in my opinion homework’s name should be changed to “Right Before the Damn Bell Rings-Work

Do you like to work out?: Twice a day, 4:40 in the morning and right after school

Do you like school?: Is this a rhetorical question?

Do you ever skip class?: Only when I absolutely have to, or if I’m anxious to go eat…

Do you like to sleep?: All the friggin time!

What are your views on bullys?: My view is, does it really matter? You can try to stop them but all that really gets done is that you end up looking like as much a queef as the bullied. Ill just stay out of their way and their business if they stay out of mine, unless I really hate the guy then I might just have to join them…

Do you like football?: Yes, Varsity Mid LB

Baseball?: No, Id rather watch it

Track and field?: I’m only good for short distance competition, endurance is a pain

Basketball?: No

Art?: Ehh

Photography?: No

What will you do for the school in order to put a stop to bullies and mean people?: Absolutely nothing, they have their hobbies and I have mine, but I guess if they screwed with me enough…

so....am i ever gonna get approved?

Your Approved.